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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Daughter brought over about 5 lbs of fresh picked cherries off her tree. :)
    Life is good.
     
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    2. Lioness
      My folks had a big cherry tree in their backyard and my dad and the Mockingbirds were always at war whenever the cherries were ripe. He never hurt them, but would try to chase them off. After my mom died, the house was sold and whoever bought the house completely gutted their beautiful backyard and cut down the cherry tree. They also cut down a Heritage Oak tree that wasn't supposed to be cut.
       
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    3. tenguy
      We had a pretty big sour (pie) cherry tree right outside our kitchen window growing up. We had pet crows and they would get the cherries at the top of the tree. We also had an old biddy (get out of my yard) a few houses away, the crows would land on her cloths line, over the white sheets and let go with red birdshit.
       
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  2. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Finding a bag of things I lost when we moved. Yay!
     
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    1. Jack Mine
      You didn’t lose it, you misplaced it ;)
       
      Jack Mine, Jun 2, 2021
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  3. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Girls in yoga pants, if they wear black to be discrete, ....it aint workin', just teasin'
     
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  4. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Bumping into an old girlfriend of mine, and getting that friendly kiss on the lips
     
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  5. Troublesome69

    Troublesome69 Porno Junky

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    Still smiling cuz I fucked a latina prostitute n got good headband handjob ...yup for thirty minutes
     
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The satisfaction of a job well done.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Nothing finer.

      Well. Maybe one thing. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Jun 3, 2021
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I had just let my dog out and suddenly I hear this yelling coming from my yard. My kid runs to the door and it’s a little old lady delivering flowers, and my dog is doing zoomies around her, because my dog is a freak lol. Poor woman :D
     
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  8. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    First real battle of wills in my new job, and I came out ahead. Will make life far more harmonious going forward without the guy testing me every five minutes, so happy days!
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Booya.
       
      submissively speaking, Jun 3, 2021
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      Kick the old boys asses!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 3, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Silly him for messing with our Curiousscouser! Tsk tsk!
       
      Lioness, Jun 6, 2021
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  9. MstrGH_PantsPie

    MstrGH_PantsPie Porn Star

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    Seeing my beautiful wife naked.
     
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      Enjoyed your photos, thank you for posting.
       
      Beavereator, Jun 3, 2021
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  10. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Morning cuddles in bed
     
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  11. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Playing with my cat, Bubbles.
     
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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    Okay not so much a smile as a good laugh. Today I read about this couple in India who were getting married. During the cerimony, the bride drops dead from a heart attack before the wedding is oficially done. So the groom marries the younger sister on the spot while his dead bride to be was laying in the room next door. The guys scores with a younger bride. cha-ching! lol
     
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    1. tenguy
      We need an irony emoji
       
      tenguy, Jun 3, 2021
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      I used the wtf emoji as irony and also, seriously.....WTF?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 4, 2021
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    3. Lioness
      Ohhh I wonder if they poisoned her??? :eek:
       
      Lioness, Jun 6, 2021
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  13. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I bought purple reading glasses. They’re utterly ridiculous and I love them.

    And this begins my early slide into being a Red Hat Lady, I guess. :laugh:
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      OMG! My wife had sooooo many reading glasses of every color! The same with sun glassy! It was so fucking cute
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 6, 2021
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  14. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Not yet, sweetheart.
    Screenshot_20210603-192925_Google.jpg
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Bet they tickle. ;)
       
      submissively speaking, Jun 4, 2021
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    3. Valspar
      Death by Red Hat feather boa?
      Not something I want on my tombstone.
       
      Valspar, Jun 4, 2021
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    4. submissively speaking
      Wasn’t thinking death, big fella. ;)
       
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    5. Valspar
      There goes my tombstone.
       
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    6. submissively speaking
      :laugh:
       
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  15. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    A huge arrangement of flowers filled with my favourites...peonies and roses (and specifically no carnations lol)....were delivered to my house today. My kid answers the door, he takes the flowers from the delivery person, and he says, “oh look! Someone sent us flowers!” Then he sees my name on the card and he says, “oh. They’re for you.” And he looked so disappointed. Gosh I love him ♥️
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      That’s is so damn cute! You ARE going to get him flowers right?
       
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      Haha I might! He looked so delighted that “we” got flowers. I told him I’d share ♥️
       
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      It’s just the cutest thing!
       
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  16. Streetsweeper001

    Streetsweeper001 Sex Lover

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    A very friendly dog
     
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  17. sexysjhymers

    sexysjhymers The bad bunny from Denton Holme! Banned!

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    Putting my new story, "A Trip to the SpeakEasy Museum" on thier website(I happen to be a member!)
     
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  18. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Getting out of my car after parking in the garage, a little boy and his Dad were walking by, and the little guy stopped to quiz me about my car, followed by informing me that he lost his 2 font teeth today. :)
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Kids are just to cute! Love it!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Jun 6, 2021
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  19. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    Went to local brewery and saw a great band. They played Rollercoaster and Brick House!
     
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  20. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Life is good. It makes me smile. :)
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Hell yeah it is.
       
      submissively speaking, Jun 6, 2021
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