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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    A work day with no meetings today!
     
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      Hope you get your wish.
       
      hilltoperxyz169, Feb 23, 2021
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  2. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Sunshine! 65F! And I saw a girl, well maybe a young woman, probably 30ish, walking a dog in her bikini top and volleyball shots.

    They looked great on her, but strange on the dog.
     
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      Not even gonna lie. You had me in the first part.
      Fucker.
       
      DeaconBlues666, Feb 25, 2021
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    We need a bushy eyebrows and cigar emoji
     
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  4. hilltoperxyz169

    hilltoperxyz169 Sex Machine

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    Talking to me Favorite Woman on here.
     
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  5. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    February Santa. How could you not give the guy a few bucks, he’s working for it. Shot the shit with him for a few, he’s a really nice guy and funny too



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  6. slutwolf

    slutwolf Porn Star

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    Hundreds of Texas turtles returned safe to the sea ,
    swimming free again.
    Over a thousand already back out where they belong.

    5,300 were rescued

    Great effort Texans ,
    espescially under such terrible circumstances
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  7. deleted user 43425235

    deleted user 43425235 star dust Banned!

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    the nurse that stopped an untrained doctor from giving any more vaccine overdoses than the two he had already done.
     
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    1. Josef.K.
      If s/he was ''untrained'' then s/he wasn't a ''doctor'' was s/he.
       
      Josef.K., Feb 24, 2021
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      untrained in that procedure
       
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  8. DeaconBlues666

    DeaconBlues666 Porn Star In XNXX Heaven

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    Discovering my favorite used book store in ChiTown is still there..... IMG_5236_3.jpg
     
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      Damn...what's the name of that place?
      Death Trap Bookstore?
       
      Valspar, Feb 24, 2021
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      Yeah......it be like that.
       
      DeaconBlues666, Feb 25, 2021
  9. harsh34

    harsh34 Porn Legend

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    Lost my job today
     
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  10. Josef.K.

    Josef.K. Porn Star

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    Native to which country.
     
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      Lol! You went back four years for this?
      Someone's lonely today...
       
      Valspar, Feb 24, 2021
  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    My dog ran passed my glass cabinet and saw her reflection in it. She stopped and her fur stood up and she started barking at her reflection lol. Silly pup
     
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    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Spring has sprung and I bought a Mugo Pine for my backyard! Always wanted one :)
     
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      I got no use for a pool, I'm making my own nature preserve, Got a great AC to party inside
       
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      I just took out a mugo pine. It got too big for where it was. I liked it when it was smaller.
       
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      Supposed to be a slow grower, how long has it been too big?
       
      deleted user 555 768, Feb 25, 2021
  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    Just got back from the little mini-mart up the road.
    When I went to put my six pack of beer on the counter one of them slipped out of the plastic rings so I jokingly said, "that one should be free."
    The guy smiled, put it back in the plastic ring and didn't charge me for the six pack.
    May try it with a twelve pack next time.
    "I have no idea how it got opened and one fell out." ;)
     
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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    The charity that I volunteer with just received a $25,000 grant from the city. :)
     
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  15. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I pity any poor little bug that walks across our floor, our two kittens see it, and they can spend hours swatting it around.
     
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    1. tenguy
      You got bugs?
       
      tenguy, Feb 25, 2021
  16. bigbird

    bigbird Dirty English Gent

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    A superb couple of phone calls
     
  17. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    I’ve been searching for a new primary doctor because after 40+ years my primary doctor retired, the nerve of that guy! Anyway, I interviewed a new doctor today and she appears to be quite competent so I decided I would give her a chance. She was very through with my examination, EKG, blood work and so on until she asked about a prostate exam. I paused for just a moment (smirking under my mask)and seriously trying to hold my tongue, I respectfully declined the offer. I so wanted to say I didn’t know her well enough yet but I didn’t know her well enough yet so I’ll put it off until next year. Next year I’ll make sure to smile again when she asks me, hopefully not wearing a mask this time.
     
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      Make sure she has short fingernails...
       
      Rixer, Feb 25, 2021
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      You might find out the hard way, if “she” performs the PE with a hand on each of your shoulders.
       
      tenguy, Feb 25, 2021
    3. Justlikethat
      Now I might have something to add to ‘’what did you dream about last night “ thread.....:O_o:
       
      Justlikethat, Feb 26, 2021
  18. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    Take the exam. It can save your life. And women usually have smaller fingers than fat men doctors.
     
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      I’ll get it eventually and yes it’s good advise. I was making the point how hard it was for me to hold back my sarcasm. First time I welcomed wearing a mask.
       
      Justlikethat, Feb 25, 2021
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      I suspect it's not the first time she's heard that, and might have laughed at you. Doctors don't like to show their sense of humor to patients
      for some reason. Even some of my best humor has gotten them to turn away from trying to hide the smiles.
       
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    3. Beavereator
      Get the examination soon, after 75 yoa the do not do it any more, unless you have problems that would indicate a problem.
       
      Beavereator, Feb 25, 2021
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    4. conroe4
      DAMMIT! I thought he had rather large fingers, and why both his hands were on my hips.
       
      conroe4, Feb 25, 2021
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    5. tenguy
      Hm, the digital prostate exam shows enlarged prostate conditions, it’s not a test for cancer. That is what the PSA blood work does.
       
      tenguy, Feb 25, 2021